Newsletter Gems These are my favorite portions of the newsletters, the ones that I read and still giggle over. I seem to be missing my treatise on self-flushing toilets from 1996, so if anyone still has it, do let me know. Larry: "Darwin Award" Winner (May 1997) New Phones (May 1997) Another Office Supply Store Bargain (June 1997) Animal Wonderland (August 1997) Garage Sale (October 1997) Big Hair (November 1997) Yawning & Other Strange Phenomena (December 1997) Housecleaning (December 1997) E-Mail From Uncle Bud (January 1998) Construction Update (February 1998) Can You Invent This For Me? (April 1998) Reward For The Geographically Challenged (May 1998) Nose Rings (June 1998) Many UN-Happy Returns (September 1998) House Update (September 1998) Water: Hard & Soft (October 1998) More From Uncle Bud (November/December 1998) E-Mail Virus Warning (January 1999) Self-Inflicted Stupidity (February 1999) Removal (April 1999) Changing Seasons (May 1999) Bugs, Bugs, & More Bugs! (June/July/August 1999) Quilting Food (August 1999) Puppy On The Way (September 1999) Time To Renew (December 1999) Take Good Care Of Yourself (March 2000) Chevy Nova Awards (April 2000) Some Improvement (June 2000) Skunk Dog (October 2003) (c) by Ami Simms 1997-2001.